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 Dumb Laws  -  Alaska

• A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
• Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.
• Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
• In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
• It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
• Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
• Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
• State policy states that emergencies are held to a minimum and rarely found to exist.
• While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

In Anchorage

• No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.

• For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road.

• Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.

• No person may drive a vehicle when there are more than three people in the front seat, which number shall include the driver.

In Fairbanks

• It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

In Haines

• A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.

• It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare).

• Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.

In Juneau

• Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.

• Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded ?bonus points? by the government.

In Nome

• One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.

In Soldotna

• Persons may not allow "attractive nuisances" to exist.

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