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 Dumb Laws  -  Maine

• After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
• In Augusta - to stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.
• In Portland - shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.
• It's unlawful to tickle a woman's chin with a feather duster in Portland.
• Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.
• Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
• You may not step out of a plane in flight.

• In Biddeford - It is illegal to gamble at the airport.

• In Biddeford -No person may roller skate on a sidewalk.

• In Ellsworth - If any part of the sign ordinances of the city are more stringent than federal laws, even though they may be in conflict with them, they will prevail.

• In Freeport - Mercury thermometers may not be sold in the city.

• In Freeport - It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.

• In South Berwick - It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts.

• In Waterboro - Dog leashes may not be over eight feet in length.

• In Wells - Deer may not be fed.

• In Wells - Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.

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