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Laws - Maryland
• Baltimore
City: Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is
prohibited. You may not curse inside the city limits.
• Baltimore: It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window
within the city limits. It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. It is a
park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10
fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898) -Park Rule 6 It
is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1
week of the Easter holiday.
• Columbia: You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you
can have a 25' satellite dish. Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may
be draped over a fence.
• Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
• In Baltimore it is illegal to mistreat oysters.
• In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks no matter how dirty
they get.
• In Halethrope, Maryland kisses longer than one second are illegal.
• In Maryland, a woman may not go through her husband's pockets while he is
sleeping.
• In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
• In the entire state of Maryland, it is illegal to give or recieve oral
sex.
• It is a violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10
fine.
• It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
• Ocean City: A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless
on the Boardwalk. Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited
• Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
• You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have
a 25' satellite dish.
• You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore.
• You cannot throw a bail of hay out of a second story window in Annapolis.
• You may not curse inside the city limits.
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