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Dumb
Laws -
Oklahoma
• A City
Ordinance in Oklahoma, states that it shall be unlawful to put any
hypnotized person in a display window.
• Ada: If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
• Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture
shown on television.
• Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.
• Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people
having sex in a car.
• Clinton: Molesting an automobile is illegal.
• Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in
groups of three or more on private property.
• Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by
the state.
• Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
• Hawthahorne: It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display
window.
• If she's not a virgin, it is okay, but the said person must be over 16. If
both parties are under 18, then the law does not apply.
• If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
• In Oklahoma... Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to
congregate in groups of three or more on private property. Oklahoma will not
tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
• In Tulsa, Oklahoma the limit on kisses is three minutes (by law).
• It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor
vehicle.
• It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
• It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
• It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
• It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the
age of 18, provided she's a virgin. If she's not a virgin, it is okay, but
the said person must be over 16. If both parties are under 18, then the law
does not apply.
• Molesting an automobile is illegal.
• No one may spit on a sidewalk.
• Oklahoma City: No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a
hamburger.
• Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's
hamburger.
• One may not promote a "horse tripping event".
• Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a
$2,500 fine.
• People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
• Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other
personal belongings.
• Schulter: Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing
a towel.
• Tattoos are banned.
• Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
• Tulsa: You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a
licensed engineer. Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
• Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
• Whale hunting is strictly prohibitted throughout the entire state of
Oklahoma.
• Whaling is illegal.
• Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
• Wynona: One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
Mules may not drink out of bird baths. Clothes may not be washed in bird
baths.
• Yukon: It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall. While passing
another vehicle, you must honk your horn.
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