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Dumb
Laws -
Virginia
• Children are
not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
• Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
• Culpeper: No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.
• Dayton: A person of color may not be outside or within the city limits
after 7 pm.
• Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
• If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
• In Newport it's against the law to tickle a girl under her chin with a
feather duster in order to get her attention.
• In Norfolk a woman can't go out without wearing a corset.
• In Radford, VA you are not allowed to spit, loogie, puke or urinate on the
streets.
• In Richmond, Va., you must buy a license for 93 cents to sell song books
on the street.
• It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays.
• It is illegal to spit on sidewalk.
• It is illegal to tickle women.
• Lebanon: It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.
• Norfolk: Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated. A man may face 60 days
in jail for patting a woman's derriere. Women must wear a corset after
sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.
• Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have
sex in any position other than missionary.
• Police radar detectors are illegal.
• Richmond: It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for
a coffee.
• Stafford County: It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse
steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.
• There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any
person other than candidates."
• Victoria: It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street.
• Virginia Beach: If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person
who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's. It is
illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike. It is illegal to
use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk. It is also unlawful to
drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.
• Waynesboro: It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless
her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
• You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday.
• You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc.
• You may not have oral or anal sex.
• You may not work on Sunday.
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