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Dumb
Laws -
Wisconsin
• As people used
to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
• At one time, margarine was illegal.
• Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
• Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday.
• Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license; Limburger cheese making
requires a master cheese maker's license.
• Citizens may not murder their enemies.
• Condoms were considered an obscene article and had to hidden behind the
pharmacist's counter.
• In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female
partner is having a sexual orgasm.
• In St. Croix, women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
• In Wisconsin you are allowed to marry your house.
• In Wisconsin, after 3:00 a.m., you have to send a rocket signal in the air
after every mile you drive.
• It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
• It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.
• It is illegal to kiss on a train.
• It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
• Kenosha: No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.
• La Crosse: It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a
major bar strip). It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store
window. It is illegal to play checkers in public. You cannot "worry a
squirrel."
• Milwaukee: An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a
horse is tied to the car. It is against the law to play a flute and drums on
the streets to attract attention. If one is thought of as offensive looking,
it is illegal for him to be in public during the day. It is illegal to
purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled
automatic machine guns.
• Racine: It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. Women may not
walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.
• St. Croix: Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
• State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without
cheese.
• Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall
proceed until the other has.
• While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making
requires a master cheese maker's license.
• You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
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