Jose Luis is drinking in a South Beach Bar.    He receives a call on his cell phone, hangs up, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his CUBAN wife has just had a CUBAN baby boy weighing 25 lbs.   Nobody can believe that any newborn baby could weigh in a 25 lbs., but Jose Luis just shrugs, adding, "That's about average for Cubans". 
      
They shower him with "felicidades" and "ños". One woman actually fainted due to sympathetic labor pains.  

2 weeks later, Jose Luis returns to the bar. "Hey", says the bartender, "Aren't you the father of the CUBAN turkey that weighed 25 lbs. at birth?   Everybody's been making bets about how big he would be now.    How much does he weigh?"

Jose Luis proudly answers, SEVENTEEN POUNDS. 
The bartender says " What happened?   Didn't he weigh 25 lbs. when he was born?"

Jose Luis takes a slow swig of his Mojito, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "WE JUST HAD HIM CIRCUMCISED!"