After his exam the doctor said to the
elderly man, "You appear to
be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like
to ask me about?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually hot
and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I
am usually cold and chilly."
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears
to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would
like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern
having sex with you the first time he's
hot and sweaty, and then cold and
chilly after the
second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old fart, she replied. "That's because the first
time is usually in August and the second time is in January."