Fidel dies and goes
to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is
not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in
heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan
gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at
home. Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and
tells Satan, who says, "No hay problema, I'll send a couple of
little devils to get your stuff."
When the little
devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked - St. Peter
is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally,
one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and
get the luggage.
As they are climbing
the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the
other, "My goodness! Fidel has been in hell no more than ten
minutes and we're already getting refugees!"