A
hillbilly went hunting one day in
Oklahoma
and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck
and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery
game warden who didn't like hillbillies.
The game
warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and
the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license.
The
game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up
one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said "This duck ain't from
Oklahoma.
This is
a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?"
The
hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a
Kansas
hunting license.
The game
warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second
duck, sniffed its butt, and said
"This
ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a
Arkansas license?"
The
hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an
Arkansas
hunting license.
The
warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its
butt, and said This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from
South Carolina.
You got a
South
Carolina huntin' license?"
Again
the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South
Carolina hunting license.
The
game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled
at the hillbilly "Just where the hell are you from?"
The
hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said
"You tell me, expert."