Lawyer Jokes
Deathbed Lawyer
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!
Skunks and Lawyers
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead
lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are
walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a
hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course; the other three don't exist.
Lawyer On His Deathbed
A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by his bedside. "Jack,
I've got to confess. I've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years
and I'm the father of your daughter, Hillary. On top of that, I've
been stealing from the firm for a decade."
"Relax," says Jack, "and don't think another thing about it. I'm the
one who put arsenic in your martini."
