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The
Sample
An old man went to his
doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day, the old geezer returned to the doctor's office and gave him
the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like
this..... First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with
my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeez'n it
between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor!"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, with our arthritis,
we still couldn't get the damn jar open."
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