Several visitors to our office have  brought to our attention that our Spanish-speaking employees commonly use  offensive language.
Such behavior, in addition to violating firm practices,  is highly unprofessional, offensive both to visitors and employees, and  will not be tolerated.

Therefore, we have decided to implement a  series of rules in our office and would expect them to be applied. It is  expected that ALL employees immediately adhere to these  rules:

1-  Words like coño, carajo and other such expressions will  not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may get.

2-  Non important matters should not be addressed to as pendejadas.

3-  You will not say la cagó when someone makes a  mistake, or se cagó en su madre if you see someone being reprimanded. All  forms and derivatives of the word cagar are inappropriate in our  environment.

4-  Lack of determination will not be referred to as  falta de cojones or mariconerias, nor will a person with lack of initiative  be referred to as pendejo, mamao or comemierda.

5-  No Manager  or Supervisor, under any circumstances, will be referred to as hijo de  puta, ese cabron, or ese maricon.

6-  When a good proposal is  presented, the term esto esta de pinga must not be used.

7-   Unusual or creative brainstorming meetings will not be referred to as pajas  mentales.

8-  Do not say como jode if a person is persistent, or  se jodio if somebody is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore,  you must not say que jodienda, or esto esta del coño when matters become  complicated in your line of work.

9-  When asking someone  to leave you alone, you should not say vete pa'l carajo, nor will you  substitute ?que carajo quieres? for "may I help you?".

10- When leaving  the office, using the term me voy pa'l carajo is not proper.

11-  When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as "it broke down", not se descojono, or se jodio la mierda esta.

12- Last but  not least, after reading this memo, please do not say me voy a limpiar el  culo con esto. Just keep it clean and file properly.

Thank you for your  cooperation.