Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone   on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello" 

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
 

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.    It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
 

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
 

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$65,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... The house we wanted las t year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who's phone this is?"