Obsessions

  A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young  mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom, Ann, and said, "Your obsession is with money and it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
 

 He turned to the third mom, Joyce, and said, "Your obsession is alcohol.
 This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mom, Kathy, gets up, takes her boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."